A mathematician walks into a bar
A mathematican walks into a bar accompanied by a dog and a cow. The bartender says, “Hey, no animals are allowed in here.” The mathematician replies, “These are very special animals.” “How so?”...
View ArticleTwo mathematicians walk into a bar
Two mathematicians walk into in a bar. The first one says to the second that the average person knows very little about basic mathematics. The second one disagrees, and claims that most people can cope...
View ArticleMore mathematicians walk into a bar
Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender approaches him and askes, “Ah, good evening Monsieur Descartes! Shall I serve you the usual drink?” Descartes replies “I think not,” and promptly...
View ArticleA mathematical object walks into a bar
A sphere walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve spheres here.” The disgruntled sphere walks outside, but then gets an idea and performs Dahn surgery...
View ArticleA sub-atomic particle walks into a bar
Two atoms walk out of a bar. “Oh dear, I’ve left my electrons back in the bar.” “Are you sure?” “I’m positive.” A neutron walks into a bar. “How much for a beer?” “For you? No charge.” Two alpha...
View ArticleTwo mathematicians walk into a bar (variation)
Here is a clever variation on the classic Two mathematicians walk into a bar. Two mathematicians walk into a bar The first one says to the second that the average person knows very little about basic...
View ArticleNumber party
All the numbers go to a party and numbers, being what they are, disperse by parity: all the evens hang around each other and all the odds do the same, with neither group interacting much with each...
View ArticleFunction party
All the functions go to a party. After some drinks and music, the party is really going, with one exception: ex is standing awkwardly by himself in a dark corner. After a while sin(x) notices this, and...
View ArticleSmooth operator
A mathematician tries his had at picking up the pretty girl at the bar. After chatting her up a bit, she asks coyly “Just how old do you think I am?” “By your sparkling eyes, I’d guess 19. By your thin...
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